People….Seriously.

lacefedora:

subtilior:

callmekitto:

crystalsoulslayer:

librariansoul:

callmekitto:

“but where’s the lube” she whispered in wide-eyed horror at the fanfiction unfolding on her laptop screen

This is me all the time. :-/

Also, saliva and loving someone a whole lot are not acceptable substitutes for lube and preparation.

love: it does not lubricate

Heh. “All you need is love” ? NO. You also need lube. :D

Hahaha all the time

I think describing anything penetrating as “slicked” is good enough.  It’s necessary to take shortcuts for sake of the flow.  You’re writing a story, not a how-to manual.

I will go against better judgment and be TMI because I honestly don’t get the spit argument.  I’ve only used spit and I’m still alive.  I don’t understand why saliva is so horrifyingly unacceptable, as if you’re dumping sand up your anus.